I read a front page post today aboot MY Liberty Bell. Great read, not aboot ice hockey. I forgive you your trespasses against evil, but I'll give 'ya a good read.
Liberty and justice for all, not withstanding; the local Ice Hockey Team is doing very well. We, who shall remain nameless (the "Broad Street Bullies"), would like everyone in the known universe to know that we are serious.
Game 1; final score 6 - 0! What else do we need to do to get your attention?
FIVE goalies later, a 3 to nothing series lead, a game 7 three to nothing deficit later; WHAT? What does this team need to do to capture the imagination, and leave behind the hatred? When will you embrace this team, this AMERICAN team?
Sure, it's made up of a bunch of foreigners, so what? The Phoenix Coyotes aren't in the playoffs anymore. We are fighting those damn foreigners, damn Canadeins, damn different-than-us-type-people! Go home! Secure our boarders! Don't ever let those fuckers enter our country, for any reason! EVER!
We are the greatest, ever on the planet, ever people, who ever lived! Don't let "them" ever take that away from us!